Everyone in my biology class voted against dissecting a frog.
But we almost had enough votes to dissect the teacher.
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Teacher : How can you make so many mistakes in one day ?
Student : I get up early .
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What is the longest word in the English language? Teacher : Maria please point to America on the map
SMILES there is a mile between the first and last letters!"
Maria : This is it
Teacher : Well done. Now class, who found America
Class : Maria did
A: I"m in a big trouble
B: Why is that
A: I saw a mouse in my house!B: Oh, well, all you need to do is use a trap.
A: I don"t have one.
B: Well then, buy one.
A: Can"t afford one.
B: I can give you mine if you want.
A: That sounds good.
B: All you need to do is just use some cheese in order to make the mouse come to the trap.
A: I don"t have any cheese.
B: Okay then, take a piece of bread and put a bit of oil in it and put it in the trap.
A: I don"t have oil.
B: Well, then put only a small piece of bread.
A: I don"t have bread.
B: Then what is the mouse doing at your house
A man is talking to God.
The man: "God, how long is a million years
God: "To me, it"s about a minute
The man: "God, how much is a million dollars
God: "To me it"s a penny."
The man: "God, may I have a penny
God: "Wait a minute
